Jericho XVI is the sixteenth rendition of the original Jericho the First. Jericho the First was blown into itsy bite-sized portions. The next fifteen Jerichos died in various interesting but equally horrific incidents. As a direct result Jericho XVI rarely ventures outside the station; when he does it's only for a quick smoke. It's difficult to keep a cigarette lit in vacuum, which greatly influenced Jericho XVI's decision to quit smoking.
2010.01.13:09:09-A notice from State War Academy administrators: It is extremely unsafe to heat meal rations using the afterburners of ships undocking. We have had several complaints from rival mining corps that the smell of chicken a la afterburner flambe is highly distracting and they are alleging that their novice pilots have been writing into their ship service manuals, "Upon accelerating, ship smells like yum."
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