Jericho XVI is the sixteenth rendition of the original Jericho the First. Jericho the First was blown into itsy bite-sized portions. The next fifteen Jerichos died in various interesting but equally horrific incidents. As a direct result Jericho XVI rarely ventures outside the station; when he does it's only for a quick smoke. It's difficult to keep a cigarette lit in vacuum, which greatly influenced Jericho XVI's decision to quit smoking.
Sorry, had to zoom in, cut out the names and ships column. From top to bottom Uma Bekkerei(Retriever), Ilaisa Kay(Retriever), Cherry Mae(Covetor), Mitgira(Hulk).
2010.01.13:09:09-A notice from State War Academy administrators: It is extremely unsafe to heat meal rations using the afterburners of ships undocking. We have had several complaints from rival mining corps that the smell of chicken a la afterburner flambe is highly distracting and they are alleging that their novice pilots have been writing into their ship service manuals, "Upon accelerating, ship smells like yum."
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